Mary Tyler Moore

Today is the first day of No Job, Hooray for Me. Yesterday was my last day at a company I'd been with for two years. I was sad at first and felt like a reject, but I'm looking forward to taking a month or so off.

Instead of working at a company that doesn't appreciate me, I'm gonna be the uber-housegirlfriend and rock Scott's world. Today I had all my errands done before noon, and I already have a full pot of freshly homemade chicken stock cooling for tonight's oyster mushroom and shiitake risotto. Dang but I got this shit dialed in.

When he arrives to a clean house, he'll find me wearing pink and holding a cold beer. I will kiss him and ask him about his day. We will sit on the front porch in the sun and smoke cigarettes (yes, we're back at it) and listen to records and hold hands.