This morning in pilates we were doing some move where you're on your back, kinda on your shoulders, and with your legs slightly spread and your arms on the floor, you lift your legs up so they're pointing up in the air. When I did this I sucked so much air into my vagina that I knew, I just *knew* I would have the hugest pussy-fart if I tried the rest of the move. I quickly got up and ran to the bathroom where I swear I queefed for like, 5 minutes.
Oh, don't look at me like that. You know you've been there.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Disaster averted!
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That's my girl.
Enjoyed your blog about farting. These peeps be RETARDED
Wow, who posted then deleted it? How can they do that?
Oh, it was Damon. I wish I could comment on your blog.
I'm a teasing bitch when it comes to that.
Got bored, randomly reading back posts of my fave blogs. And I think it's safe to say....you got the best one!
I would stand up and applaud, but I am on my back with my legs in the air...and we all know what would happen.
So, I am attempting to make some *lifestyle changes*- watching calorie intake, pilates, jogging, and other un-enjoyable activites like that. I am sitting here in my spandex surfing through peoples blogs under "diet" tags for inspiration (with a beer in hand), when I stumbled upon this.
I have never in my life laughed so hard at my computer.
This post should win some sort of award.
Truly phenominal, Heather.
And yes- I have totally been there. anyone woman says she has not is a total cunt.
So, I am having a slow day at work and decided to read back over voodoolily, the early years. Good thing there is no one else in the office, I have snorted out loud several times! Hilair.
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