Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Omnivore's 100

I bet Andrew at Very Good Taste wishes he had ads on his blog now, because his Omnivore's 100 has gone completely viral.

Here are the instructions:
1. Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2. Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3. Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
4. Optional extra: Post a comment here linking to your results.

The Very Good Taste Omnivore’s Hundred:
1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile (I'm also counting alligator, since I think North American crocs are mostly endangered?)
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp (at a Thai restaurant in Brooklyn)
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes (uh, doy)
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese (I love head cheese on a banh mi!)
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper (best part of good jerk)
27. Dulce de leche (straight from the can cures PMS!)
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar (I've never had cognac straight)
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo (in New Orleans, no less!)
40. Oxtail (to be fair, this goes into phở broth, but I've also braised them a few times)
41. Curried goat (on my honeymoon in Fiji)
42. Whole insects (not intentionally, although I do count crawfish and lobster in the same vein)
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more (the wedding gift I gave Scott)
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear (in a margarita in Cave Junction, Oregon)
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle (ja, gut)
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV (12% ABV Belgians ftw! I passed out drunk in the daytime from it.)
59. Poutine (I reckon this alone is worth a trip to Quebec.)
60. Carob chips (from the hippie days)
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin (Kaopectate! My mom gave it to me when I was a kid.)
64. Currywurst
65. Durian (not really that great, to be honest)
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake (beignets also in New Orleans, at Cafe Du Monde, the other two at fairs in town. Never had a funnel cake, though.)
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe (we have some absinthe that was a gift a couple years ago, but haven't opened it yet)
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill (I hit a pheasant with my windshield once and tried to claim it, but it got sucked into a culvert. Sad.)
76. Baijiu (I'm counting this with Korean soju and Japanese shochu, of which I have consumed many a bottle)
77. Hostess Fruit Pie (I still crave the cherry ones sometimes)
78. Snail (Scott and I shared a plate of escargots the night he proposed)
79. Lapsang souchong (I used to have a major tea fetish)
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum (I make and love both tom yum gai and tom yum goong - favorite under-the-weather food!)
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky (one of my Asian favorite snacks, along with cracker peanuts and Hello Panda)
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
85. Kobe beef (the real shit, in Tokyo!)
86. Hare (although I know there's a Scotch hare that's way different, I'm counting this with rabbit - since I also eat the liver and kidneys, I think I earned it)
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse (almost tried horse sashimi in Japan, but wanted octopus more)
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox (doy vey)
97. Lobster Thermidor (I wish! This, oysters Rockefeller and clams casino are the rich old fart shellfish trifecta)
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

78% - not bad! I'm still young, I can easily knock the rest off these of the list, and then some. I would also like to see tongue or tripe (or other not-sweetbreads offal) on this list.

You can kind of tell Andrew is from the UK, because so many of the "exotic" items on his list are Indian or are regional to the US (and would therefore seem exotic to non-Americans?). I never say "never" but I think if dog or cat were on the menu, I'd have to pause. I feel incredibly closed-minded admitting that.

I've eaten raw chicken, mentaiko (marinated cod roe), and food that I dumpster-dove. We all have moments where we were a little nervous, but went for it anyway. We were rewarded with the exhilaration of having built upon our own Curriculum Vitae, whether intentionally (acting on adventurous feelings at a taco cart) or circumstantially (not being able to read Katakana while on your Japanese vacation). At least once, I'd like you to order "whatever is your favorite thing to eat here" (ask your server for this) in a foreign restaurant. You can thank me later.


Nikki Miller-Ka said...

Hot damn! 1st comment. I feel like I need to give myself a prize! Yeah, this is had too many Indian dishes, I thought. I live around the block from an Indian place, so most were no-brainers. I think somebody should make an Americanized version of this. I'd do it, but I'm lazy and not motivated to do much unless it involves money or secks. And preferably not at the same time.

Manggy said...

The first time I saw this list I winced a little. Being well-traveled (and not poor) seems to be a prerequisite. What, no duck embryo? :P

I mean, "tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant"-- I f***ing wish!!!

kittie said...

Tut tut - never tried haggis? ;) Want me to post ya some?? I did this yesterday - will probably post at the weekend - I'm seeing it everywhere!!!

Foodycat said...

Funny - I thought he had to be American because of the American slant to it. I'd never even heard of a hostess fruit pie!

Haggis and black pudding are both must-haves for the omnivore, I think!

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Okay... I think I'm going to have do this one. All the cool kids are doing it. ;-)

glamah16 said...

My type of girl! Daring . I see you havent tried curry wurst yet. You are in for a treat. ,aybe I can get CS to finance a curry wurst chain here?

Syd said...

I'm impressed.You are way more adventurous than I am.

BTW, how do you pronounce #16? I think I might have had that.

StickyGooeyCreamyChewy said...

Very impressive! I can't believe that Rice Krispie Treats didn't make the list.

Heather said...

Nikki - Secks. I never expected to see you spell it this way, and it gladdens my heart to see it.

Mark - It's true (the not being poor part), but most of these things I've tried at home or close to it. You just have to know where to look (and live in a city that has it).

Kittie - Just haven't seen it anywhere! I think they have black pudding at our favorite English pub, but I always want the pastie or bridie or the Scotch egg and now we don't smoke, so we don't go in there. :(

Foodycat - I will try them. I think there is a non-smoky Irish pub that at least has the black pudding.

Jen - You're one of the cool kids, so why not?

Court - He should! Then I'll have even more reason to come to Chicago. :)

Syd - I think it's "eh-pwa-sez", but I don't speak French. It's a type of cheese.

Susan - I know! That's a really good one. Someone should send Andrew his list back with some additions.

cookiecrumb said...

You've been to Japan. Did you eat natto?

Heather said...

Syd - wait, was that a pussy joke?

Cookie - I didn't see natto anywhere, but I ate some slimy mountain yam that was similar. I would've tried natto. Next time!

Syd said...

Well, an *attempt*.

I appreciate the information just the same, because I didn't have a fucking clue what it was.

abadeeba said...

Salted lassi, no. Does salted Lassy count?

Hunter Angler Gardener Cook said...

Huh. I did pretty well, an 88. Missed a lot of the Indian stuff, though -- not my area. Roadkill, I git ya. Salted Lassi? I'll stick to beer.

Marc @ NoRecipes said...

"rich old fart shellfish trifecta" You do have a way with words Heather:-) Most of the list does look a bit sedantary. You should come up with an "Extreme Foodies 100".

Brittany said...

You are the meat queen. Or meaty queen. Queen of meat? Which sounds dirtiest? go with that.

Syd said...

Is there a limit on how many times I can comment on one thread? (Forthcoming, I'm sure)

Anywho...Brittany, those are ALL dirty and I'm LOLing my ass off.

Lo said...

Oh, Lord. You guys are cracking me up.

I've yet to try ROSE harissa... but I can wholeheartedly recommend harissa... and will make a batch for anyone who shows up at my door (it's that good!)