Hey, I know I can't bake. I hate making pastry dough, and pie crust, and all that. Too much work. But one I thing I can do right is make fun of myself. I decided it would be absolutely hilarious if I used the scraps of dough to form a penis shooting a projectile onto the top of the pie, a la the foursquare folded paper fortune teller in Eastbound and Down the other night.
A delicious chicken pot pie with potatoes, carrots, celery, peas and corn and some dried "gourmet" mushrooms for good measure, in a savory chicken gravy, baked in a buttery, flaky pastry.
Suck on it.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Chicken Pot Pie
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You crack me up. Would be funny to fill this with some sort of coq au vin...hee.
I saw this via Twitter while I was driving to work. Forgot to look at who tweeted it, but as soon as I saw it, I *Knew*. Funny shit, Heather.
looks very short - but thick
i suppose that's better than long and skinny...
nice pie babe
bet it was delish
It's a little reminiscent of the movie American Pie 1999...although that was an apple pie:D
Now that's a funky lookin' cock n balls. But it plays to my fifth grade potty humor and I love you for it.
By the way, your pastry dough looks perfect. Very flaky.
Ha...ha...ha... Heather, you should go to Bali, they are tons of this thingy (in wooden craft, and I can assure you they look real, really)! Or, next time I go, I'll bring you the giant one, if you like...
Yours? well almost there dear...
Anyway, sounds delice.
Cheers,
Elra
More pies should have pastry todgers on them.
I too hate doing pastry, or anything baking - you are far, FAR better at it than I.. your pastry looks way nicer.
A great looking pie I have to say.
So is it filled with real jizz'm? That's what it suggests. Must be something in that creamy sauce. Adds a whole new twist to cannibalism. Serve to friends: I put a little bit of myself in that pie.
This made my morning!! So bril.
I just caught up on Easbound last night - that show is perfection.
hah! that is just lovely :) i'm impressed with your dough shaping skills ;)
A pot pie with a phallic crust...only at "Voodoolily"! lol
Ahahahahaha
LOL! You are just too much girlfriend!
rofl, spectacular. I feel like I was woefully inattentive to decorating my pot pie a while back.
So, that's not a drumstick on that pie?? :)
For someone who claims she can't do this, it looks awfully good.
I may never look at pie crusts the same way twice though.
Oh the things we can do with pastry dough!
you are freakin' hilarious. i should start making food in the shape of body parts and then i'd have more to blog about.
Nice pie. Did you swallow?
heh heh. Cookie asked if you swallowed.
the shlong looks too short to really reach the spot, and maybe a little too "girthy", but the jiz signifies that it's getting the job done....nice touch.
and bonus points for the fact that it's made of what appears to be a fucking perfect pastry.
"I can't bake" -- shut up. Look at you. I'm taking some time to surf while my bread dough rises, cuz even in my crappy kitchen I can actually manage to turn out bread that I'm very proud to serve sandwiches on (and makes a kick-ass Frahnch toast). And here I come and find that Ms. I-Can't-Bake can make pot pies. I did that once, once I say, back in my 20s. Which means it was 20 years ago. Guess it's time to try again!
I love you. You know that.If I eat it will I get pregnant?
This is the best looking pot pie I've ever seen.
I'm cumming over to have some.
I can only imagine what your next act will be...
I was going to ask you to write the introduction to my cookbook, but now I'm very concerned about your cock pot pie. The dough looks kinda short.
Dickin' pot pie?
penis pot pie. Fabulous!
And tell Syd not to tweet and drive, please!
Thor? Zatchu?
by the way, could you PLEASE try and get this on tastespotting? i would die...
I laughed my ass off when I saw this...great show and effing awesome looking pot pie!
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Snicker, snicker...I think you should have included this music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mW_Se9W7hA&feature=related
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