Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Easter Candy

"Who dares approach my chocolatey cave?"

"NOOOO!!"

Get your Easter candy now, on sale at See's!


37 comments:

Syd said...

What the fuck? You toasted a bunny? HAHAHAHAHA

Heather said...

Note the chocolately cave that I constructed from See's "dark nuts and chew".

Recess said...

Note that peeps actually have an endoskeleton?

Keegan said...

That is AWESOME! Hilarious!

I would approach the cave valiantly, hiding behind the bunnies, kill the dragon, and then live in the cave.... until there was no cave. :)

Michael said...

BHAHAHAHA!! Bout time those peeps got what they deserved!

Heather said...

hahahahahahahahaha! that cracked me up!

have you ever stuck toothpicks in the peeps, faced them towards each other like swords and microwaved them? nick and i do it all the time to race each other and see whose peep kills the other one first. by far, the best use of peeps ever.

Peter G said...

LOL! I think those bunnies have seen better days! You crack me up!

LaDue & Crew said...

That was hysterical!!

Brittany said...

wheres the penis?

Emily said...

Whahaha. Poor Peep! Such a tragic death.

Eric said...

This cracked me up. Now where is my wizard robe and 12 sided dice?

See's candy adds +1 dexterity against all dragon attacks.

Elra said...

Oh No.... I wouldn't dare Heather! LOL.
Cheers,
elra

Judy@nofearentertaining said...

Hahahahaha! Bet that doesn't happen again!!!

Aleta said...

Oh . . . just, man. That's awesome.

Lo said...

I never liked peeps all that much anyhow...

Mike of Mike's Table said...

rofl awesome

Bellini Valli said...

O'd risk it to get to the chocolate but I don't want to look like bunny.

LC said...

I'm with Lo. Sacrifice the Peeps to the Chocolate Dragon God!

glamah16 said...

You roasted the bunny.Im traumatized.

Cynthia said...

LOL, you crack me up.

Shelly said...

Dick with the chocolate, you get burned...now that's funny as hell! Can't say I wouldn't do the same if I had a hellacious stash of See's like that.

khemasanine said...

Very Mr. Bill. Well done. :)

The Spiteful Chef said...

Awe.Some. Awesome. I've microwaved peeps, melted peeps, dissected peeps, what have you. Turns out I'm a peep serial killer.

Val said...

You're such a twisted soul! I can't stop chuckling at the fried peep bunny. Thank you for making my day!

we are never full said...

lol. you're evil. how could you burn a poor, innocent peeps? you really are the cold-hearted biznatch i thought you were!

but, i've gotta say, sees candy is amazing. we just tried the dark chocolate bars and the walnut squares and are obsessed.

Brittany said...

OMG both hilarious and demented. This is why I looovvveeee yyoouuuuu.

Virginie Meyers said...

Oh, that's great. Thanks for the laugh.

Hunter Angler Gardener Cook said...

Mmmmm...dragon with mole sauce. Tastes like iguana...

The Short (dis)Order Cook said...

Perhaps if I let the Peeps serve as decoys I can keep the dragon busy and get to the chocolate.

I've never abused a Peep. I think I may have missed out on one of life's simple pleasures.

Brooke said...

Yes, burn the Peeps. They've had it coming for years.

abadeeba said...

i didn't expect it to, but that deliberate shill made me uncomfortable. whaddaya gonna do... i'll get over it. liked the creativity part of it though. carry on.

Ben said...

LOL So funny!

Cynthia said...

You scared me with that first pic!

Ken Albala said...

I am going to have to report you to the SPCP, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Peeps. I can't believe you could waste their precious little lives on something so evil and arbitrary. Eating them yes, kinky peep sex I can understand. But inflagration. Just morally reprehensible.

Ken

Jeff said...

hahahahha by far the funniest thing I have ready all day long.

Thanks for teh laugh.

Marc @ NoRecipes said...

Hahahah this reminds me of an episode of Ace of Cakes.

michelle @ thursday night smackdown said...

so, a lot of free time then?

the word verification for this commend is "fordlect," which for some reason is causing me to lose my shit.