Monday, November 17, 2008

Cooking Mama Kills Animals




I love Cooking Mama. It's better on the DS than on the Wii, but still hell of fun. Enjoy this fun Flash version, compliments of our good friends at PETA! (I removed the game from this page because the screaming and music are annoying after the twentieth time.)

16 comments:

We Are Never Full said...

fucking hilarious.

if that's peta's way of trying to turn me veggie, well then keep trying! i actually had fun plucking and taking organs out! why didn't they let us cook the friggin thing too!?

Manggy said...

Aww, reminds me of life on the farm! I didn't do the plucking or whatever though-- my grandmother did.
I could not for the life of me find the right spot to crack the eggs on, except for once accidentally. Grr!

peter said...

Amy's right. I totally dominated, and they don't even have a confit round.

The captcha is "speeders" which is a good indication of how well I did in this game.

Woot.

Nathan said...

I grew up on a hobby farm where my family raised hogs, beef cattle, geese, rabbits, and turkeys—all were free-range and very tasty.

Brittany said...

Awww...this game made me hungry...for meat.

innagottabadeeba said...

you had me at "cook" and "kill".

Bellini Valli said...

I sucked big time. The video BONUS makes me never want to have another turkey ever...but I think that is the intention. PS I have something for you over on my blog:D

Alex Rushmer said...

Watching that made me so angry. It's awful, just awful. How dare they advocate stuffing a turkey before removing its head for the gravy? Disgraceful.

In all seriousness though, go free range, welfare guaranteed and you can avoid all of the nasty stuff without having to eat tofu.

Lo said...

Hells bells, this is fun.

Gotta take care with Big Agribusiness, you know :)

Lo said...

And don't think I missed that kick arse brekkie sammich. That's some seriously good stuff, Menard.

Nikki said...

i watched the video at the end. that was my favorite part. I am at work & don't have headphones, but it was just bloody. Nothing spectacular. I'll butcher the shit out of a turkey but I don't care what happens to it before I get it.

Rick said...

That reminds me I need to butcher some chickens soon. I do love the great direct to the kids "your mother is evil" message though.

Caviar and Codfish said...

Do mothers really say "Don't be a saint" anymore? I thought that was way old-school.

bb said...

I'm waiting for the veal edition. Maybe they have a part where you can tighten the rope more to make sure the calf doesn't move....oh boy!!! Mmmmm....veal chops.......

Marc @ NoRecipes said...

Hmmm... was that supposed to not make me want turkey? Cause now I'm hongrey!

Brittany said...

Apparently I'm "too nice"...But I felt kind of like a gynocologist when removing the internal organs.